The Sexual Wellness Products I Use to Show Myself Love This Valentine’s Day
After months on the couch swiping for a lover, I’ve finally found the one, and their name starts with a V and ends in ibrator.
So long, Romeo.
It’s time to say goodbye to the dated, clichéd trope of being single and miserable on Valentine’s Day. The only lover you need is your hand and an electrical or silicone-based object that vibrates.
That’s right, I’m giving you full permission to rock your own socks off this Valentine’s Day, and every day before and after that.
Happy Vibrator Day! May Cupid’s arrow strike you with mind-blowing orgasms.
As they say, you need to learn to love yourself before you can love someone else.
Happy Vibrator Day.
May Cupid’s arrow strike you with mind-blowing orgasms.
As they say, you need to learn to love yourself before you can love someone else, so why not love yourself in the literal sense too?
The only way to learn what you enjoy with a lover is to be your own lover first.
At Adore, we have a huge range of vibes to suit all vibes, and as the resident merchandiser and copywriter for our sexual wellness range, it’s basically my job to love myself, a job I truly love.
It’s a job that I love though, and I want to help you on your journey to loving yourself too - so let’s get into the nitty-gritty of it.
For the Beginner.
Price point: $30-$100.
For our novices out there, a low-budget and simple-to-use device is the best place to start. Brands such as VUSH, Lovehoney and Smile Makers offer a wide selection of low-budget devices that are also high-quality and pack a punch.
Vush Swish is a unique device that contains two ergonomic, vibrating prongs that can be positioned around the clitoral area for a personalised self-loving experience.
I found this device to be super quiet but still powerful - exactly what you want if you have thin walls in your home. It also comes with a cute pink lid that disguises it to look like a beauty product. Chuck that in your makeup bag for some on-the-go fun!
What makes the Vush Swish so good?
- Contains dual vibrating tips.
- A simple-to-use single-button interface.
- A whopping 10 vibration settings.
- Made from medical-grade silicone.
- 100% waterproof.
Review from Vush website:
“Wow, absolutely love this toy, my first ever sex toy and definitely impressed."
For the Intermediate.
Price point: $100-$200.
You’ve gone as far as you can with your ol’ faithful bullet vibrator and now you’re ready to drop some coin on a more powerful orgasm. It’s at this point that I’d recommend a clitoral-stimulating device such as a Womanizer, the pioneer of ‘Pleasure Air Technology™’.
For me, Womanizer Liberty by Lily Allen is the most efficient vibe in my kit.
It’s discreet in size, whisper-quiet (in case of thin walls), powerful and targeted - perfect for a quick fix.
What makes the Womanizer Liberty so good?
- Pleasure Air Technology™ gives touch-free pleasure - providing suction and gentle massaging airwaves for everyone's body.
- Six intensity levels - so the most sensitive to the most intense pleasure can be serviced.
- Waterproof - so there are no rules about where you and your Liberty can play.
- Constructed from body-safe materials, because your health is your priority.
- Super quiet functionality.
- Discreet and gender-neutral look not modelled on human anatomy.
Womanizer review from AB customer Jess:
“I've never had a suction sex toy before so was super intrigued with this one. When I first got it I didn't really know how to use it. I found the best way was to leave it in your underwear and let it do the work and boy does it deliver!! 10/10”.
For the Advanced.
Price point: $200-$330.
Congratulations! You’ve graduated with honours with distinction in self-loving and you’re ready for a device that will blow your graduation cap off all on its own.
Primo brands such as LELO, Le Wand and Womanizer contain vibes that are in that exxy price range - and for good reason. Using state-of-the-art technology, luxurious packaging and innovative design, these are considered to be in the ‘designer’ tier of vibrators.
LELO Enigma Deep Rose is a rabbit-style vibrator with a twist.
The external part of the device is a clitoral stimulator that uses sonic waves to deliver concentrated pleasure to your clitoris, similar to a ‘vacuum’ style device. And with an internal vibrating piece to boot, for that elusive ‘g-spot’ stimulation.
This one is my personal favourite, my ‘GOAT’ if you will. I personally can usually only achieve satisfaction with external stimulation, but this device changed things for me. Talk about a more powerful, all-around orgasm.
What makes the LELO Enigma so good?
- 8 pleasurable vibration/sonic settings.
- Targets both internally and externally for a more all-round orgasm.
- Ergonomic design for easier manipulation of the toy.
- 100% waterproof.
- USB rechargeable.
- Made with extra-soft silicone.
Review from the LELO website:
“Amazing if you want to have the best orgasm of your life both internal and external you better buy this product. 10/10 recommend!”.
Happy Valentine's Day to you!
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